The Dorm Douche Kit

Your first line of defense against becoming a douchy roommate.

Our Dorm Douche Kit is your first line of defense against becoming a Douchy roommate. Heading off to college is a fun and exciting time, but there are certain dorm essentials that are a must! Without the Dorm Douche Kit college essentials, you'll likely hear your roommate say, "Come on man, don't be a Douche.”

This epidemic of being a douche or “jerk” is sweeping colleges as you read this, literally. Roommates everywhere are “borrowing” laundry detergent, leaving dirty soap bars in the shower, toothbrushes in the sink, and reducing your ramen supply. This Douchitis has to stop! DormCo’s Dorm Douche kit is the antidote to this epidemic. Available in three varieties; basic, classic and the mega packages will assure neither you nor your roommate become dorm douches.

At the center of the basic dorm douche kit is a laundry bag. Too often college students leave their musky underwear on the floor and are compounded by every day’s dirty wear. Forget having a social life in your dorm room without a laundry bag to round up all dirty clothing. Secondly, every kit comes with 3 cord wraps to eliminate that trip hazard you call power cables. Keeping those cables organized makes moving your X-Box from room to room much easier.

There will come a time in every student’s life, right after applying shaving cream when they realize, “where’s my razor?” Having extra razors is not only practical but will be a life saver to get rid of three days of “ruffing it”. Loose shower soap is disgusting and dangerous. The dorm douche kit gives you a convenient soap holder. Whether you use it for your roommate or yourself to keep hairy soap bars hidden, the douchiness level will definitely drop.

The Dorm Douche Kit also includes an emergency ramen, tooth brush holder and 2 packets of woolite detergent. These three essentials are great lenders to ward off Douchitis until you can go shopping again. Finally, every douche kit includes a 10 pack of “don’t be a douche stickers” and a $5.00 gift card to DormCo for unexpected college supplies.

The Douche Kit will be a revolutionary advancement in the fight to eliminate Douchitis. This DormCo 2012 exclusive makes an ideal graduation gift for high school seniors. So graduates; declare to your parents, “I need you to get me the Dorm Douche Kit” and take the first steps to avoid being that guy or that girl in college.

Dylan Swartz