There are many things that you’re going to want to remember to do before
heading off to college in the fall, so just consider this your Pre-College
Bucket List.
#1 – Go visit your old high school.
No, not to visit the teachers that you already miss after
being a high school graduate for all of 2 months. But to walk through the halls
of that school and say “Sayonara suckers!” to all the poor, unfortunate
students that still have to suffer through high school for multiple more
years.
#2 – Shower your siblings with gifts.
Face it: as much as you say you won’t miss them, you will. Will they miss you? Not so much. Little siblings are like scavengers just waiting to poach your room for their own once you head off to school. Make sure you bribe them excessively so you lessen your chances of coming home for the Holidays to find that you’ve suddenly been “moved” to a smaller room.
Face it: as much as you say you won’t miss them, you will. Will they miss you? Not so much. Little siblings are like scavengers just waiting to poach your room for their own once you head off to school. Make sure you bribe them excessively so you lessen your chances of coming home for the Holidays to find that you’ve suddenly been “moved” to a smaller room.
#3 – Skip your orientation.
Who cares about getting acquainted with your new school when
you could be sleeping all day and avoiding growing up? Don’t go to your
school’s orientation – who even needs school? Now that I mention it, if you’re
reading this you should probably quit while you’re ahead, withdraw from school,
and join a traveling circus.
Clearly these aren’t really the most important things below
you leave for college…or are they? Either way, be sure to enjoy your last few weeks
before embarking on the new journey that is college. Time will fly, and before
you know it you will be on campus!
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